Forget Cheerios, Try New Breast Milk Lollipops to Quiet Your Baby!


A candy company by the name of Lollyphile claims to create the best, more interesting lollipops in the world. They experiment with atypical flavors and offer over thirty different bizarre and unique lollipops on their website.

A quick browse around proved their claims to be true. I saw "Classics" like amaretto, and chai-tea. I saw some flavors that sounded downright delicious, like fruity cereal milk and dreamsicle, and some that were intriguing like chocolate bacon and mermaid.

And THEN I saw a flavor that dropped my jaw.

Breast milk flavor.

You read that right. Breast milk flavor.

Here is the description:

So what's happening is that suddenly it seems as though a lot of our friends are having babies. And since some of us are confectioners, we felt it was our responsibility to find out just what this flavor was that could turn a screaming, furious infant into a placid, contented baby.

I know you think I'm making this up, but I'm not.

Check them out here: https://lollyphile.com/products/breast-milk-lollipops?variant=320085675

I'm not quite sure if these are marketed for adults or for babies, but you can try them if you're weird brave.

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